一、想让别人对你念兹在兹， 最好的措施就是欠钱不还The best way to keep people thinking about you is to owe money二、量体温的日子即将已往，量腰围的日子即未来临The days of measuring body temperature are about to pass, and the days of measuring waist circumference are coming三、别人玩游戏玩到奔现，我玩游...
一、想让别人对你念兹在兹， 最好的措施就是欠钱不还The best way to keep people thinking about you is to owe money二、量体温的日子即将已往，量腰围的日子即未来临The days of measuring body temperature are about to pass, and the days of measuring waist circumference are coming三、别人玩游戏玩到奔现，我玩游戏玩到强制下线Other people play games until they show up, while I play games until I am forced to go offline.四、看完微信中的余额，我这颗悬着的心终于停啦！After reading the balances in WeChat, my hanging heart finally stopped!五、冰冻三尺非一日之寒 小腹三尺非一日之馋Frozen three feet is not a cold belly, three feet is not a day六、我自横刀向天笑 笑完我就去睡觉I smiled from the horizontal knife to the sky and then I went to bed七、珍惜谁人爱妒忌的女孩 因为原本她是爱吃肉的Cherish that jealous girl because she used to love meat八、夏天有三好 外面很热 太阳好大 我好穷There are three good things in summer. It's hot outside. The sun is so big. I'm so poor九、什么叫乐成？ 马云都没有我的微信而你有What is success? Ma Yun doesn't even have my WeChat, and you do十、别人都说转角遇到爱 我怕转角遇到车祸People say love around the corner. I'm afraid of a car accident十一、早起床的人为钱所困，晚睡觉的人为情所困People who get up early are trapped by money, and those who go to bed late are trapped by love十二、不要仗着自己长得丑 就随便熬夜 那样对手机欠好Don't just stay up late with your ugly face. It's not good for your phone十三、我立誓再也不熬夜了 如果我熬夜了 就当我没说I swear I'll never stay up again. If I stay up, forget it十四、不是我爱熬夜，而是黑夜需要我这颗璀璨的星It is not that I love to stay up late, but that the night needs my bright star十五、勤勤恳恳护肤 孜孜不倦熬夜Diligent and diligent skin care, tireless staying up late十六、在花一样的年龄，我却长成了一颗多肉At the same age as flowers, I grew into a fleshy十七、岁月让我知道 除了快递 我谁都不必等Years have shown me that I don't have to wait for anyone but express delivery.十八、如果生活不甜了，那就是你逾期了If life is not sweet, it is that you are overdue十九、是不是玉人的生活都比力崎岖 如果是这样我认输 输得一塌糊涂Is the life of a beautiful woman more rough? If so, I admit defeat and lose a mess二十、我已经长大了，不需要红包了，给我转账就行.I have grown up, I don't need a red envelope, just transfer it to me.